Scientist: Auto erratic affixation.
Kenny: (mumbling) Auto erratic affixation, what's that?
Scientist: I don't want to go into too much detail, but you choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like a batman or something and you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasm SUPER AWESOME!
Butters: Oh no! I don't want to have to buy a batman costume.
Scientist: See this chimp here. An average normal adult male. Blending in seamlessly with others. Now watch. We are going to give it a lot of money.
(other scientists pours a lot of money over the chimp, and the chimp starts to go around humping other chimpanzees. Then, the 'humping' chimp's wife comes and beats him with a wooden roll)
Scientist: The subject is now isolated and shunned.
Spectator: Incredible! Now, what's it doing now?
Scientist: Making a public apology on its talk show.
(Obama is giving the victory speech)
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